About
I’m Venus.
Ramblings. Life. Dildos. I write about sex, love, and bullshit. I can be downright vulgar and obscene at the best of times. I like to rant. A lot. If you can’t handle cursing, lewd jokes and explicit sexual content, then don’t read on. If topics that are completely inappropriate by society’s standards make you uncomfortable, then this blog is not for you.
I’m a 30 year old young woman who is in love with her man, owned by a 5lb chihuahua, and like all things pink. My passions include — but are not limited to — photography, music, dancing, stilettos…and sex toys! My addictions and fixations include coffee, to-do lists, & cheese. I live in a quiet rural area but I’m a city girl at heart. I am a severely open-minded and thrive on meeting people who are true to themselves. I value individuality, honesty, and people who can poke fun at themselves. I am loud and obnoxious. Friends describe me as being fairly outrageous, vulgar, obscene, outspoken, and perverted.
I’m a very sexual person and I wave my freak flag proudly!
I am in a monogamous and very vanilla relationship. My man is awesome and doesn’t mind when I lock myself in the bedroom to rub one out. He’s basically the coolest thing since hammer pants. I’ve been using sex toys since the age of 18. In the summer of 2010 I had learned about the opportunity to review sex toys. In the beginning it started as a hobby but has since become another passion of mine.
Random Facts:
- I’m right handed
- I’m scared of heights
- I don’t drive
- My favorite font is Trebuchet MS
- I use dashes — and exclamation marks! — way too much in my writing
- I hate onions — yet I looove onion rings. Go figure.
