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I’m always on the hunt for something interesting and unique to add to my ever-growing sex toy collection. The Lovehoney Sqweel has perked my interest for quite some time now, and recently my new friends at CanadianSexToys.ca had sent me one for review!

The Sqweel arrived promptly and came in cute packaging — always a good start to a relationship. When you open up the nifty hinged tin box, everything is nicely laid out in a velvety insert. I was saddened that the lube sample it is supposed to come with was absent. I like lube samples. It was disappointing, but not really important. The Sqweel is obviously the main feature here.

So. This is the Sqweel. It is, in a nutshell, a cunnilingus simulator. Basically, a motorized wheel of 10 silicone whirling lapping tongues, encased in a hard plastic shell, that is meant to simulate oral sex. Genius! With that said, this toy doesn’t vibrate or thrust, and is meant for external stimulation.

First, the specs: The Sqweel measures about 4½” in diameter, and is about 1½” thick. The shell is made of ABS plastic that has a silky, velvety feel to it. A section of the shell can easily be popped off revealing the wheel of silicone tongues, then replaced to protect the tongues during storage. Each tongue is 1” long and 1” wide at its widest point. They are soft, flexible, and squishy. The entire unit can be disassembled and thoroughly cleaned. The side panel rotates open so you can lift out the silicone wheel for cleaning, which can be washed with warm water and an antibacterial soap, then left out to dry. The Sqweel itself is not waterproof because it has a battery compartment, so just wipe it clean with a damp cloth.

Speaking of batteries, it is powered by 3-AAA batteries. Inserting the batteries is pretty simple. Just slide the cover off, pop in the batteries, and slide the cover back on. The power switch is located on the end. There are three speeds; low, medium, and high. To turn it on just slide the switch into any of the desired settings and it begins to spin. To turn it off just switch it to the off position and it quickly stops.

As for the speeds, the low is just that — a very low spin. It doesn’t do much for me. The high is quite fast, and actually pretty scary! Medium is where it’s at for me. It emits a rather mechanical sound and is probably but not ideal for those who like to masturbate on the down-low. It’s not the most quiet toy, but it’s not overly loud either. With each increasing level it does get louder.

This is a sex toy in which you must use your imagination…and a LOT of lube. Put some water-based lube in the palm of your hand. Turn the Sqweel on low and slowly lower it into your palm, allowing the tongues lap up the lube. If you put it on high, you’ll shoot lube off your hand, so don’t do that. You want to get them nice and and slippery to avoid any drag and you may even want to add some lubricant to yourself. The wetter, the better!

I suggest starting slow and working your way up. Not much pressure is needed and actually if too much pressure is added, the wheel stops. I found that allowing just the tips of the tongues touch my clit offers the best stimulation. Once you get used to it and allow yourself to relax it does feel pretty good and can help you achieve an orgasm. If you close your eyes, it actually does feel like a lapping tongue and almost like oral sex — minus all the nibbling and sucking goodness. Personally, this does not take me from start to finish, but it’s a nice in-betweener. It doesn’t necessarily give you the exact feeling of someone going down on you but I do like the sensation — it feels interesting and is definitely unique.

The Sqweel is seriously a fun toy and the most interesting sex toy I own. It’s fun to experiment with all the different angles and has enough zip to do the job. It fits in your hand easily and is very simple to use. BONUS! While it does require a little getting used to, I think it’s pretty amazing considering how close it comes to feeling like the real thing!

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Q: So which is better—sex or chocolate?

A: I would have to pick sex, although chocolate comes in at a very close second.

I’m always looking for something interesting and unique to add to my sex toy collection and fortunately for me, FunWares never fails to provide me with great products for review — this time being the designer vibrator by Nomi Tang, the Better Than Chocolate.

The first thing I was impressed with was the packaging which is not only professional, feminine, pretty, with a  “designer” feel to it, but is also compact and no bigger than it has to be — about 3 x 5 x 3 inches. The inside of the box is lined with velvet and there’s a hole cut out in the middle in which your Better Than Chocolate sits comfortably. Underneath the hole is where they stashed the extras —  a little card that personally welcomes you to your vibrator, a user manual, and a white velvety storage pouch.

The Better Than Chocolate has a hard plastic body, coated with thermoplastic elastomer (TPE). The texture of this material is interesting and is almost velvety feeling. And I must add, it feels delicious against the skin. The BTC measures 4¼ inches in length and 2½ inches at its widest point. The futuristic Utopian shape features an ergonomically curved body with two “wings” on top that make this toy very comfortable to position and hold. This curve molds perfectly to my vulva and pubic mound, effectively massaging the entire region with fluttering vibrations.

The vibrations range from a fluttery light to a thuddy strong, with an accompanying noise level that is impressively quiet. The vibes can be felt throughout the entire toy but are more concentrated at the tip. Clearly this vibrator is not meant to be a power house, but is meant to taken slowly as you take the time to fully pleasure yourself. With that said, the vibrations are so perfect for me and my sensitive clitoris because they are strong, but not over powering.

There are three vibration settings; constant and two pulsation. They are controlled by an amazingly innovative, touch sensor, control panel at the top of the vibrator. To get the function you desire, all you have to do is touch the bottom of the sensor where the blue LED light is located for 2 seconds. And once there, slide your finger up or down the control panel to increase or decrease the intensity. Once you have it right where you want it, just touch the top of the sensor until the LED light turns red to lock in your setting. It might seem a bit confusing at first, but is actually pretty simple.

It also has a dedicated on/off button that is located at the base of the vibrator. This is also where the battery compartment is. This is powered by 2-AAA batteries which are inserted by twisting the base a quarter of a turn and pulling it off. With the battery cap is where I had most complications and admittedly I had to refer to the manual. When I first attempted to remove the battery cap in order to insert the batteries, I soon came to realize that I have absolutely no upper-body strength. whatsoever. Putting the cap back on took a few tries. With a little trial and error I was able to figure it out and turns out that it’s not that hard after all. I did, however, gain a sense of accomplishment when I finally figured it out. The only thing I haven’t figured out is why such a luxurious toy is not rechargeable.

The BTC is also waterproof and fully submersible up to 1 meter, however, the sensor pad is set to respond to water by locking itself on its current function/speed. You should set it before getting wet. I noticed that the motion of the water unlocks it and I had to manually lock it which can be an aggravation. To my dismay, I did not enjoy using the BTC in water.

Overall, I must say that I’m pretty fond of the Better Than Chocolate. I like its design, and I like its power. It has quickly become one of my new favourites!

Thanks, FunWares!

Italian researcher Dr. Andrea Salonia believes that women who eat chocolate have better “overall sexual function and sexual desire” than women who shun it. Chocolate is even said to have aphrodisiac qualities due to two chemicals: tryptophan, which increases serotonin (a feel-good mood stabilizer), and a stimulant similar to amphetamine that “is released in the brain when we fall in love.

This product was provided to me free of charge by FunWares in exchange for an honest review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.


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1. My feet are quite amazing – I can pick almost anything up with my toes, write with them, undo buttons and even peel banana’s with them. If I suddenly lost both hands, I might not do to bad in life with my feet :D

2. My vagina is also quite amazing! I can queef the alphabet on command and even fill it up with water using my PC muscles and hit targets with deadly accuracy. No, I’m not kidding. I used to save my empty shampoo bottles and line them up along the edge of the bathtub for just this reason. Now, imagine what I can do to a penis!

3. I wear my sunglasses at all times. It doesn’t matter where or what time of the day it is. My sunglasses are a part of me. If I don’t have my sunglasses perched upon my head, my head feels naked. As I sit here at 4:20am typing this blog post, can you guess where my sunglasses are?! *sings* I WEAR MY SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT!

4. I have an intense (and totally irrational) fear of walking up and down stairs in the dark. I always get the overwhelming feeling that something of unimaginable horror is behind me and going to kill me, and I usually end up doing this weird sideways/backwards walk so that I can watch the front and back of me simultaneously. At the last step all I can think about is finding a light and nine times out of ten I break out into a run.

5. I have to go to bed with socks on, but can’t sleep with them on – I always kick them off about a half hour later (this is where 99% of my missing socks end up – in a mushed-up pile at the very end of the bed under the sheets).

6. When I’m in a car, I have to tap my feet to all the lines on the road. For example, if we pass a driveway, I tap my toes to each side of it (the opening) as we go past. If we drive over a dotted line I try to tap my toes as fast as I can inside my shoes to each dot. I realize this might not be such a great habit when I finally get my drivers license.

7. I constantly write with my fingers, in the air. If I’m not doing anything that requires the use of my hands (eating, watching tv, masturbating, riding in a car) I’m always drawing with my index finger. It might be writing a sentence, solving a math problem, tracing something I see close by, or drawing something – my fingers are always moving and I’m not even aware I’m doing it (people point it out to me all the time).