Venus
Jun 082011
Please ignore how bare and crappy my site is looking right now. Between server down time and my illiteracy to CSS, I am slowly getting it all put back together again. So just a heads-up that my site will be undergoing changes over the next couple weeks or so, so don’t be surprised if you happen to prance in here one day and it looks as if it’s been nuked. Over the last couple of weeks I’ve manage to learn how to back up my database, how to make a child theme and some very basic CSS/HTML. All self taught. The scary thing is that I am actually getting it. After so much reading and studying, to the point of actually dreaming about CSS, I am seriously ready to take a break for a couple days. My brain is tired. Unfortunately, for the time being, you’ll all have to deal with my craptactular bare theme. I’ve been searching high and low for a theme. I’m not exactly sure what look I am going for but I do want something that matches my personality. I have found some themes that I like, and even a few that come close to being absolutely perfect. But then, I find something I don’t like about it and that theme gets tossed. Maybe I’m being too picky.
Meanwhile, I’m going to try to catch up on some blog posts and reviews.
Jun 082011
Sock Garters are my thing by steeneeweenee
Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. If you like what you see and want more of it be sure to follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.
Did you miss Pleasurists #130? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #132? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form to submit before Sunday May 29th @ 11:59pm Pacific.
Want a shiny new toy? All you’ve got to do is enter.
- Somewhere Over the Rainbow is a LGBTQI Pride-Inspired Dildo Just for You! Deadline: May 25th @ 11am Central.
- Fun Factory Giveaway Deadline: May 25th.
- Sqweel Giveaway Deadline: May 25th.
- Yooo Can Win! Deadline: May 27th @ Noon Central.
- It’s a Month of FUN at Babeland! Deadline: May 28th.
- Pleasure My Spot Giveaway – Max Results Penis Pump Deadline: May 30th @ 10pm Eastern.
- Win a Violet Fun Factory Share! Deadline: May 31st @ 11am Central.
- May Contest Giveaway – The Double Diver Deadline: May 31st @ 10pm Eastern.
- Win Blossom Organics Arousal Gel from Babeland.com! Deadline: May 31st @ 11:59pm.
- Coochy Shave Gift Pack Giveaway Deadline: May 31st.
- Flexi Felix Giveaway! Deadline: May 31st.
- Giveaway: Nosy Toyfriend Deadline: June 1st.
- Twilite Massager Giveaway Deadline: June 3rd.
- Delicate Illusions Plus Sized Swimsuit Giveaway Deadline: June 4th.
- $30 ToysForSex.co Giveaway Deadline: June 4th.
- EdenFantasys $25 Gift Card Deadline: June 4th.
- Crystal Causes $12,000 sex toy giveaway & community fundraiser Deadline: July 31st.
Editor
On to the reviews…
Vibrators
- Tantus Little Secret Tease by Red Vinyl Kitty
- Tantus Little Secret Tease by Teagan Shepard
- Close2You Opus by Venus
- Nexus G-Rider by Bzzingbee
- Vibrating Tongue Ring by buzzvibe
- Tantus Little Secret Spoon by Venus
- Luxe Rejuvenate by Cella
- Zini Ran by Mistress Kay
- R.S. Matryoshka by Lucid Obsession
- Tango Dancer by Alegria
Dildos
- Hankeren Twist ‘N’ Shout by Toys in Love
- Blazing Ice Mini by Mistress Kay
- Crystal Delights Crystal Pop by Toys in Love
- Tantus Alumina Flow by Ruffled Sheets
- Natural Contours Energie by Alegria
Anal Toys
- Onyx Prostate Wand by Mistress Kay
- Duke by Mystress Lady Evyl
- Vibrating Prostate Stimulator by Lucid Obsession
Toys for Cocks
- Tenga Flip Hole Black by the bedroom blogger
- Tenga Flip Air by the bedroom blogger
- Fun Factory Cobra Libre by DIY Orgasms
- Tenga Flip Air Lite by the bedroom blogger
Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.
- Trust Massage Oil by the bedroom blogger
- LELO Personal Moisturizer by Bzzingbee
- Babeland Entice by True Pleasures
- System Jo Atomic Clit Gel by Lucid Obsession
BDSM/Fetish
Adult Books & Games
Adult DVDs & Porn
- Meat Market by The Porn Librarian
- Orgasmic Oralists (Disc 1) by J.D. Bauchery
- Lesbian Fantasies #3 by Ginger Leigh
- Girls Kissing Girls Volume 7 by The Porn Librarian
- Nina Hartley’s Guide To Double Penetration by J.D. Bauchery
- Gush: The Official Guide to the G-Spot and Female Ejaculation by Sammi
Sex Furniture
- Liberator Zeppelin by Cooper Beckett
- Liberator Flip Ramp by Red Vinyl Kitty
- SexerciseMe Ball and Butt Plug Combo by Mistress Kay
- Liberator Wedge by True Pleasures
- Liberator Fascinator Throe by Kate
Lingerie
- Baci Open Back Crotchless Lace Panties by the bedroom blogger
- Seamless Crochet Body Stocking by Red Vinyl Kitty
Miscellaneous
- Leather Thigh Dildo Strap by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
- Condom Cube by Lucid Obsession
- InfraRed Electric Massager by Beanfiddler
May 272011
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee.
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it cunt!
(Author Unknown)
